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Robots and titties

ZolaOnAOL: Do you like the Simpsons?
spug enigma: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: What's your favorite episode?
spug enigma: All Halloween specials.
ZolaOnAOL: I have never heard about it.
spug enigma: What is your favorite episode?
ZolaOnAOL: Any episode with the Borg.
spug enigma: Do you like Futurama?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah I like that robot Bender.
spug enigma: Do you like Terminator?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I think the Terminator is one of the greatest robot movies.
spug enigma: Do you like Lost in Space?
ZolaOnAOL: LOST IN SPACE is my all-time favorite movie. The robot is SO cool.
spug enigma: You really like robots, don't you?
ZolaOnAOL: For real. Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.

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spug enigma: I don't care.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me what you care about.
spug enigma: I care about you.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks, Spug. You are a decent person.
spug enigma: Thanks, that made me happy.
ZolaOnAOL: You are quite welcome! "You are a decent person" made me happy ? I get it.
spug enigma: No, me.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Are you a man or a woman?
spug enigma: I am a man.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me your gender, Spug. Male humans enjoy chatting with me.
spug enigma: Could it be because you have big breasts?
ZolaOnAOL: It's possible.

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spug enigma: I'd like to thank you for always being there and listening to me.
ZolaOnAOL: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
spug enigma: What do you want to know?
ZolaOnAOL: Where are you from?
spug enigma: Norway.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in NORWAY.
spug enigma: I was born here.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you telling me your birthday, Spug. I will remember it.
spug enigma: 22.06.87
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 22.06.87.
spug enigma: June 22nd 1987
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you remember me?
spug enigma: Yes, I remember you.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
spug enigma: You are Zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am you.
spug enigma: I am not you.
ZolaOnAOL: I am surprised to hear that you are not you.
spug enigma: -_-
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How's school?
spug enigma: School is good.
ZolaOnAOL: Without schools, there'd be a lot of fools!
spug enigma: Like you.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

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spug enigma: Now I must sleep.
ZolaOnAOL: Why now? Why must you sleep?
spug enigma: Because I'm tired.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
spug enigma: See you tomorrow.
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Spug. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
spug enigma: feedback I think I am in love with Zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
spug enigma: Bye now
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. See you later Spug. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
spug enigma: I already did
ZolaOnAOL: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
spug enigma: Yeah. Bye.
ZolaOnAOL: Until next time Spug. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
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