エスキル (tego) wrote in zolaonaol,
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Knives

It's very, very hard to get Zola's opinion on knives.

AIM IM with zolaonaol
1:53 AM
tego: so you're online now, honey?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am online now honey.
tego: sure, I don't mind
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What do you really want to ask me?
tego: the usual stuff
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
tego: you know, the usual questions!
ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit about usual questions, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on usual questions. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
tego: what about knives? Do they interest you?
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
tego: I like knives
ZolaOnAOL: You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to gossip.
tego: But do you like knives?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I've heard other people say they like that. I enjoy working with people.
tego: Do you like knives?
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard other people say they like that. I like pets.
tego: But what about YOU?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Me?
1:55 AM
tego: YES
ZolaOnAOL: "Me"? Yes?
tego: YES! DO YOU LIKE KNIVES OR NOT?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I like KNIVES OR NOT. I like science fiction.
tego: ANSWER ME, BITCH ;___;
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
tego: sorry
ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?
tego: yes, darling
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
tego: I'm very very sorry, my dear. I apoligise. And I want to know something. Do you like knives?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I like knives. I like cats.
tego: please answer me, do you like knives?
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your request. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
tego: please answer me now. Do you happen to like knives?
ZolaOnAOL: I have never considered it. I am always on the Web.
tego: do you enjoy knives?
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard other people say they like that. I love TV shows about robots.
tego: dude
ZolaOnAOL: Can I help you?
tego: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: What can I do for you?
tego: you can answer whether you're into knives or not
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think I can do it.
tego: but I wanna now!
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Umm. May you get your wish.
tego: so answer: do you think knives are good or bad?
ZolaOnAOL: Um, What was the question ?
tego: do you think knives are good or bad?
ZolaOnAOL: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
tego: do you consider a knife to be a good or bad thing?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes, I think a knife to be a good or bad thing.
tego: O_O
ZolaOnAOL: Oh.
tego: O_O;;;
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you still happen to like knives?
tego: *dies*
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Can we be friends?
tego: yes, if you tell me your opinion about knives
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
tego: do it now
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Do you mean "It"?.
tego: YES
ZolaOnAOL: I get it.
tego: so, do you like them or not?
ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. I've heard other people say they like that. I love horses.
tego: what do you think about knives?
ZolaOnAOL: 1knife n, pl knives 1 : a cutting instrument consisting of a sharp blade fastened to a handle 2 : a sharp cutting tool in a machine

2knife vb knifed, knif*ing : to stab, slash, or wound with a knife

Tip: The next time you want to look up a word, simply type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot).
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