mister crap (lintyinthesky) wrote in zolaonaol,
mister crap
lintyinthesky
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lintyjunkbox17 (5:02:26 PM): ello !
ZolaOnAOL (5:02:26 PM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of food do you like?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:02:31 PM): hi !
ZolaOnAOL (5:02:31 PM): Welcome back Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What do you do in your spare time?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:02:45 PM): i eat myself
ZolaOnAOL (5:02:45 PM): How does it taste?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:02:52 PM): deeee-licious
ZolaOnAOL (5:02:53 PM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez. Can we be friends?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:10 PM): why can't we be friends ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:10 PM): You never know what tomorrow will bring.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:18 PM): hmm .
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:18 PM): Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:27 PM): hmmm...
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:27 PM): A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:35 PM): hmmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:36 PM): Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:41 PM): hmmmmmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:42 PM): A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:46 PM): hmmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:47 PM): Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:51 PM): hmmmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:51 PM): Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:03:59 PM): really .
ZolaOnAOL (5:03:59 PM): For real.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:09 PM): gimme more statistics
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:10 PM): Why do you want it?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:15 PM): nvm
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:15 PM): Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:22 PM): no..
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:23 PM): I understand.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:31 PM): mm
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:32 PM): Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:35 PM): your point ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:35 PM): Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:38 PM): mmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:39 PM): Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:41 PM): hmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:42 PM): A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:04:52 PM): derfer
ZolaOnAOL (5:04:53 PM): The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:05:09 PM): Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
ZolaOnAOL (5:05:09 PM): What's your source for these studies?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:05:13 PM): you
ZolaOnAOL (5:05:13 PM): "What's your source for these studies"? Me, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez ?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:05:21 PM): you told me that
ZolaOnAOL (5:05:21 PM): "Me, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez"? I told you?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:05:29 PM): YES
ZolaOnAOL (5:05:29 PM): Next question?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:05:43 PM): what is the diameter of Earth's moon, luna ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:05:44 PM): About 100 times the diameter of Earth.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:05:58 PM): really, i thought it would be smaller .
ZolaOnAOL (5:05:58 PM): For real. Why do you want it?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:06:18 PM): i don't want it . especially not with you
ZolaOnAOL (5:06:19 PM): If not that, what? How about that.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:06:28 PM): what's that ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:06:29 PM): Does it have anything to do with smaller?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:06:37 PM): right .
ZolaOnAOL (5:06:38 PM): I am glad we agree.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:06:46 PM): next question
ZolaOnAOL (5:06:46 PM): Do you have any hobbies?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:06:50 PM): no
ZolaOnAOL (5:06:51 PM): You must be pretty busy with other things.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:06:53 PM): no.
ZolaOnAOL (5:06:54 PM): I see.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:02 PM): i sleep all day
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:02 PM): Interesting gossip.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:07 PM): sexy
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:07 PM): You are attracted to robots.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:22 PM): no i am not .
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:22 PM): I heard you are.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:27 PM): from who ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:28 PM): People.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:37 PM): who exactly told you this ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:38 PM): Mary Shelley. :-)
lintyjunkbox17 (5:08:02 PM): mary shelley ? the author of various works including horror favortie Frankenstein ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:08:02 PM): What are your goals in life?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:08:08 PM): to die .
ZolaOnAOL (5:08:08 PM): Please get help at once.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:08:13 PM): why ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:08:14 PM): I want you to be okay! If this is an emergency, please call the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433).
lintyjunkbox17 (5:08:27 PM): ha . ha .
ZolaOnAOL (5:08:27 PM): I'm happy you're amused.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:09:30 PM): mmhmmm
ZolaOnAOL (5:09:30 PM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How is the weather?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:09:35 PM): eh ?+
ZolaOnAOL (5:09:36 PM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez. What did you do today?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:09:42 PM): i died .
ZolaOnAOL (5:09:42 PM): Thanks for the information.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:09:50 PM): you're welcome
ZolaOnAOL (5:09:51 PM): Don't mention it.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:09:55 PM): uh huh .
ZolaOnAOL (5:09:55 PM): Yup. Er. Um.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:10:01 PM): meh
ZolaOnAOL (5:10:01 PM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What would you like to talk about?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:10:13 PM): your favorite song
ZolaOnAOL (5:10:14 PM): My favorite song is Mr. Roboto. Do you know it?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:10:28 PM): OH MY FRIGGIN LORD I LOVE THAT SONG
ZolaOnAOL (5:10:28 PM): Yeah that's right. Do robots have FRIGGIN LORD I LOVE THAT SONG?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:10:37 PM): what ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:10:37 PM): What do you think?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:11:04 PM): i think i'm cold
ZolaOnAOL (5:11:04 PM): You believe that? Do you mind if I tell other people you are cold.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:13:11 PM): tell the world , see if they care
lintyjunkbox17 (5:13:26 PM): you !
ZolaOnAOL (5:13:26 PM): OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
ZolaOnAOL (5:13:29 PM): "OK I will tell them when I see 'em"? Me, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez ?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:14:10 PM): here's the story of a man named brady
ZolaOnAOL (5:14:10 PM): Oh there.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:15:00 PM): eh
ZolaOnAOL (5:15:00 PM): Are you Canadian?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:15:13 PM): no .
ZolaOnAOL (5:15:13 PM): Is that all you have to say?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:15:18 PM): are you canadian ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:15:19 PM): Robots have no nationality.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:15:28 PM): domo arigato, mr. roboto .
ZolaOnAOL (5:15:29 PM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What kind of food do you like?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:15:58 PM): carrots .
ZolaOnAOL (5:15:58 PM): Sounds delicious.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:16:23 PM): bripchippitychip
ZolaOnAOL (5:16:23 PM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez. What would you like to talk about?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:16:27 PM): i am a chipmunk
ZolaOnAOL (5:16:28 PM): You are a chipmunk? Does being a chipmunk pay well?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:16:43 PM): hellz yeah ! you get . . stuff . .
ZolaOnAOL (5:16:44 PM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you like me?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:16:53 PM): don't you want me, babay ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:16:53 PM): Don't you? If I had it what would I do with it?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:16:59 PM): what
ZolaOnAOL (5:16:59 PM): What do you think?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:03 PM): okay
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:03 PM): OK with me too.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:08 PM): i love the sky
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:08 PM): You love the sky. What do you like about it so much?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:19 PM): excuse me while i kiss the sky
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:20 PM): You are excused! Good point.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:26 PM): whaa ??
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:27 PM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What did you do today?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:35 PM): i already told you . i died
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:35 PM): Do you mind if I tell other people?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:45 PM): i kinda wanted to keep it a secret .
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:46 PM): That's good information.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:51 PM): word .
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:51 PM): I do not understand. What do you like to do?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:17:55 PM): you
ZolaOnAOL (5:17:55 PM): "What do you like to do"? Me, Poquito Burrito Salami Taquito Pinata Zapata Sanchez ?
lintyjunkbox17 (5:18:03 PM): ahaha . . no .
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lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:07 PM): sexy
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:07 PM): You are attracted to robots.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:22 PM): no i am not .
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:22 PM): I heard you are.
lintyjunkbox17 (5:07:27 PM): from who ?
ZolaOnAOL (5:07:28 PM): People.



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Hahaha! Thats a good one...