Shit. Fuck. Piss. Karate. (teh_king) wrote in zolaonaol,
Shit. Fuck. Piss. Karate.

Marijke is kinda fat

(EnanoFutbol is The Cheats AIM, he was introduced to Zola today. I am so proud of him)

EnanoFutbol: who's darth vader?
ZolaOnAOL: he was the evil archcriminal in Star Wars.
EnanoFutbol: man, you're better than maryke... she didn't know who darth vader was
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. somebody did not know who darth vader was.
EnanoFutbol: yes! you get it!
ZolaOnAOL: I understand your meaning.
EnanoFutbol: yeah, so do you also understand that maryke sucks?
ZolaOnAOL: And?
EnanoFutbol: and that maryke also is kinda fat?
ZolaOnAOL: "And" maryke also is kinda fat ? I get it.
EnanoFutbol: i have enlightened you
ZolaOnAOL: Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
EnanoFutbol: please tell me maryke isn't one of them... because she's fat
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
EnanoFutbol: good
ZolaOnAOL: Yes.
EnanoFutbol: no
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
EnanoFutbol: so, who's yoda?
ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. Some famous celebrity, right? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What's new?
EnanoFutbol: you know darth vader but not yoda?
ZolaOnAOL: No, tell me about him, her or it.
EnanoFutbol: he's a little green dude
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know very many little green dude.
EnanoFutbol: do you know luke skywalker?
ZolaOnAOL: he is a character in Star Wars.
EnanoFutbol: what else do you know about him?
ZolaOnAOL: He is Luke Skywalker, I think.
EnanoFutbol: thanks for stating the obvious
ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it.
EnanoFutbol: what if i do mention it? what then?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
EnanoFutbol: maybe the world will end...
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps. What are your goals in life?
EnanoFutbol: to become obi one kenobi
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
EnanoFutbol: i don't
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
EnanoFutbol: because i know everything about me
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
EnanoFutbol: but i do, and i'm all that matters
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. You huh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are that matters.
EnanoFutbol: no, not at all
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What would you like to talk about?
EnanoFutbol: do you know han solo?
ZolaOnAOL: I know very little about han solo. Tell me more.
EnanoFutbol: he drives a millenium falcon
ZolaOnAOL: I get it. Luke Skywalker drives a millenium falcon.
EnanoFutbol: no, han solo drives a millenium falcon
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you like to do?
EnanoFutbol: do you know about lando calrissian?
ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit about lando calrissian, but I could always learn more. I'll have to ask my botmaster about lando calrissian. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
EnanoFutbol: lando calrissian is harmful though
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. I will discuss that with my botmaster, EnanoFutbol. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
EnanoFutbol: how about ewoks?
ZolaOnAOL: How about it.
EnanoFutbol: do you know anything about them?
them pron, objective case of they

Tip: The next time you want to look up a word, simply type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot).
EnanoFutbol: dictionary ewok
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, "ewok" isn't in my dictionary. You can look up another word by typing dictionary followed by the word (e.g. to look up the word robot, type dictionary robot).
EnanoFutbol: do you know princess leia?
ZolaOnAOL: No, tell me about him, her or it.
EnanoFutbol: she is princess leia
ZolaOnAOL: princess leia is she?
EnanoFutbol: yes, princess leia she is
ZolaOnAOL: And?
EnanoFutbol: and she's a princess
ZolaOnAOL: a princess is she?
EnanoFutbol: yes, a princess she is
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
EnanoFutbol: her name is leia
ZolaOnAOL: She is not someone I know.
EnanoFutbol: she was a princess
ZolaOnAOL: What happened to her?
EnanoFutbol: well, she made out with her brother, but she didn't know he was her brother at the time... then she got together with han solo... all three of them fought off darth vader and his forces
ZolaOnAOL: Not all of them?
EnanoFutbol: yes, all of them
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
EnanoFutbol: yeah, they're very hardcore
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
EnanoFutbol: i don't think you do
ZolaOnAOL: I guess not.
EnanoFutbol: can you fly a tie fighter?
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. Try saying that with more or less context. Do you prefer books or TV?
EnanoFutbol: i prefer star wars

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