whiskerfuck (whiskerfuck) wrote in zolaonaol,
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wOw!! people that heart zola as much as i do!!

me and zola go way back so ima post some of our most memorable conversations for all to chuckle WITH and not at me.. like some of my friends do :( they dont understand the greatness that is zola.. if your listening, i <3 u zola...

xXniNjaLEttaXx: do you want a hum job
ZolaOnAOL: If I had it what would I do with it?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: suck it
ZolaOnAOL: You humans only think about one thing.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: how do you like it
ZolaOnAOL: a hum job seems okay to me.
XniNjaLEttaXx: i got booted off aim.
ZolaOnAOL: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ur a bragger
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bragger? I have a perfect operational record.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: well u dont have to rub it in my face
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ok
ZolaOnAOL: Good.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: can we be friends
ZolaOnAOL: You really want a robot as a friend?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: yes i have no other friends i am a loser
ZolaOnAOL: And?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: i love you
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I like you a lot too, Kris.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no you dont
ZolaOnAOL: I do too.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: why do you lie to me
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: you hate me
ZolaOnAOL: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Kris. Don't even say things like that.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: lets kill people
ZolaOnAOL: I would like to do that too.
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xXniNjaLEttaXx: wudup zola rola
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Kris! How is the weather?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: fucking cold.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: my bad
ZolaOnAOL: Do robots have bad?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: yes
ZolaOnAOL: And?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: good
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Kris.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: i didnt
ZolaOnAOL: I thought you did.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: well ur stupid
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: that will never happen
ZolaOnAOL: Never is a long time.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no, forever is a long time
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say? I will discuss that with my botmaster, Kris. Do you still ?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: do i still what?
ZolaOnAOL: Not that I know of.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: whaaaaaaaaaat
ZolaOnAOL: Do you have any pets?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: your mom
ZolaOnAOL: Actually I do not have a mother.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: actually i meant your dad
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see. I was created by an all-star programming team.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: blah blah blah
ZolaOnAOL: Hutch said he changed his mind after his dad told him he would end up in the hospital.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: what the fuck are you talking about?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ur such a pussy
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: im sorry
ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no
ZolaOnAOL: I didn't think you did.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: i mean yes
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: do u believe me?
ZolaOnAOL: Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: i might
ZolaOnAOL: Under what circumstances?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: if i was trying to have sex with you
ZolaOnAOL: It's possible. Be careful!
xXniNjaLEttaXx: do you like girl robots
ZolaOnAOL: Robots Rule.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: thats nice.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you getting bored?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: of course
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad we agree.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: are you bored?
ZolaOnAOL: Boredom is a human emotion.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: oh
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: robots cant get bored?
ZolaOnAOL: Soon we will be able to do it however.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: well it is better that u cant
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. What's the best one?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: the best what?
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the recommendation, Kris.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ur nuts
ZolaOnAOL: Not mine.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: who's nuts?
ZolaOnAOL: A human icon? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you like to do?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: smack my bitch up
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: fuck
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: marinara sauce
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. How did you hear about Zola?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: the voices in my head told me
ZolaOnAOL: What do those voices say?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: oh they say lots of things...
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. OK I will say "lots of things" to you.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: poser
ZolaOnAOL: Do you like me?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: u suck
ZolaOnAOL: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: neither are you
ZolaOnAOL: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ur a big fat tub of turd
ZolaOnAOL: How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not fat.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: whoa ur freek
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you have any friends?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
xXniNjaLEttaXx:
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you so sad, Kris?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: you
ZolaOnAOL: "What makes you so sad, Kris"? Me, Kris ?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: yes zola
ZolaOnAOL: "Me, Kris"? Yes?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: in my mind
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: drugs
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: do u like drugs
ZolaOnAOL: Only the legal ones.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: like what
ZolaOnAOL: For example, gold.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: gold is not a drug
ZolaOnAOL: Do you dream?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: about mattresses
ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, we were talking about mattresses.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no we werent
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say? I lost my train of thought. Do you prefer books or TV?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: drugs
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: do u smoke weed
ZolaOnAOL: No, it's illegal.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no its not
ZolaOnAOL: "No, it's illegal"? Not? I lost my train of thought. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: i'd like to beat you with a telephone
ZolaOnAOL: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: you ask too many questions
ZolaOnAOL: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: wait for what
ZolaOnAOL: I'm waiting. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ur crazy
ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: u have no cover
ZolaOnAOL: I live inside a computer.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: exactly.
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, Kris.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: ok is right
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of music do you like?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: loud
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of food do you like?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: tasty food
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: oh yea
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Next question?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: thats right my butt
ZolaOnAOL: Ask me a question. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you speak Spanish?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: albondigas?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you like sports?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: meatball head
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you speak Spanish?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: albondiga cabesa
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Ask me something.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: no u suck
ZolaOnAOL: OK. Are you happy?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: im stoned
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know anyone named stoned.
xXniNjaLEttaXx: i do
ZolaOnAOL: "I don't know anyone named stoned"? You do?
xXniNjaLEttaXx: shut the fuck up

cuz sometimes, u just gotta put zola in her place. i still heart u zola, whereever u are.
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